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Joke of the Day

"Who is a golfers favorite singer? ...birdy :P"

"A couple of ladies asked me if I wanted to have a threesome with them. I said, ""No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would have dinner with my parents."""

"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"

"What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control? Parents."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"

"My girlfriend and i are quite similar They're both imaginary"

"What If Google was a lesbian There will be more women empowerment :)"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit on the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth."

"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."