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Joke of the Day
"why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers"
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"My favorite jokes are ones about Pavlov. I always laugh at them without even thinking about it!"
"I keep forgetting - which Disney princess is it who solves all her own problems without trying to find a boyfriend?"
"Who the hell does that in a sock?!? *squishes out of the room*"
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."
"People consider me as God Santa : People consider me as a ""GOD"". Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,""Oh GOD ! U have came again""."
"If you are not part of the solution, you're probably running for President"
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"
"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."
"What's the difference between a freezer and a faget? When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart"