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Joke of the Day
"why do females love old gynecologists... because of their shaky fingers"
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"I knocked over the altar at a Buddhist temple the other day and spilled ash all over the monks They were incensed"
"- Let's get wasted! - No, I have a good job now, a great woman I love, and it's time to grow up. - ???? - Just kidding, few min lol"
"*whispers seductively in your ear* ""...look at that last slice of pizza and you're dead to me..."""
"What do you call a pig who is a rapper Piggy Smalls"
"[OC]What do you call a shrunken walrus? A smallrus."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered six offender."
"What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both go to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons. [old classic]"
"What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ? Fancy a bite ?"
"What did the pirate say after his successful pillage? Thanks for the gold kind stranger!"