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Joke of the Day

"why do chickens cluck? ........ cause you can't say fuck with out a bottom lip."

"If cats could talk, they'd probably yell ""PARKOUR"" a lot."

"Have you guys heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Early critics say the food is good, but there's no atmosphere."

"My friend makes urinal cakes for a living... ...it takes him 35 minutes to bake each batch."

"Interview: ""What is your biggest weakness"" Guy: ""Honesty"" Interviewer: ""I don't believe honesty is a weakness"" Guy: ""I don't give a f*** about what you believe"""

"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"

"I've had it and I can't take it anymore ...ever since I developed that penicillin allergy."

"Nothing makes you like a fat pig more than answering the waitress with hand signals while stuff yur face. ""so how is everything?"""

"Q; What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head? A: Homeless."

"There's a French guy with tourettes syndrome who keeps yelling goodbye at random people. There's much adieu about nothing."