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Joke of the Day

"What do you can a pessimistic antelope? A cantaloupe"

"What is a Word documents least favorite blood type? Type-O"

"The penis game. Not technically a joke, but it's always fun. Just replace one word of a movie title with the word, ""penis"". Indiana Jones and the Temple of Penises"

"Fun fact: if you took all the arteries and veins in a person's body and laid them end to end... Then that person would die."

"What did the teenage boy who was jerking off in his room say when his mother called? One second mom, I'm coming!"

"Why did Kanye blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"My phone just autocorrected mornin to Mormon and now it won't stop making macaroni pictures and having sex with multiple phone wives."

"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."

"Just saw the book ""Marriage for Dummies."" Shouldn't there be an ""is"" in there somewhere?"

"So a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill Ba-dum-tiss"