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Joke of the Day

"A plane full of redditors crashed... Is an impossible statement because a plane full of redditors wouldn't even be able to take off in the first place."

"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"

"A leper gave me the finger the other day I was upset, but I still did the right thing and gave it back"

"Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky."

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows."

"Girl on my bus has a therapy dog with a marked vest and I was like, ""what kind of therapy is he in?"" because of course I said that"

"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!"

"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."

"I had a dream last night... ...that I was eating a massive marshmallow, it was huge! And then when I woke up this morning, my pillow was gone!"

"What do liberals and homeless people have in common? They are always asking for change."