73546
Joke of the Day
"Hey baby, what's your resonance frequency?"
Next Joke
"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."
"I recently visited an only anal porn website, but I quickly left It was full of assholes"
"The most disappointing moment of my adult life was when I found out a vaporizer is an e-cigarette and not a death ray that vaporizes people."
"There is one good thing about pedophiles... its that they drive slowly when going past a school."
"What did the Mooslim say to the Nazi? Don't you hate it when a few bad apples make us all look bad?"
"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"
"[sees friend at the store] ""Hi"" Hey ""Where's your better half?"" The PS4's at home ""No I mean-"" Where WOULD it be? Wow, dumb question."
"How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood? His hand caught fire."
"What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard? A liquor cabinet."