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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees."
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"Who is your's Your Father's- Mother's- daunghter-in-law's husband is your?"
"A man driving a car hits a woman. Who's fault is it? TRICK QUESTION! Cars can't fit in the kitchen!"
"You cant run through a campground .. You can only ran ... because it's past tents."
"It's a shame that nobody is stepping up to defend the clown community Not even the mimes are talking"
"My 3 year old is helping me make crepes this morning. So far in the mixing bowl there are 2 eggs, 1 cup of flour and 1 measuring cup."
"To predict how someone is going to treat you, look at how they treat the waiters."
"Why was the hipster wearing a sweater in July? Because he was cold before it was cool."
"What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ? A teddy boar !"
"Did you hear that Shakira and Madonna had a big fight? They're no longer on a first-name basis."