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Joke of the Day

"I logged into MySpace for the first time since 2005. It was full of private messages from women who wanted to ""Blockbuster and Chill""."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it!"

"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."

"A bunch of homeless people moved in at a local gyn They heard there was other people squatting there."

"You know when you're peeing with a boner... It's really hard."

"After working retail I've discovered that there are two types of people in the world Those who can read signs, and customers."

"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."

"Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate? He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also."

"Did I miss something? Kermit has a new gf and Miss Piggy is seeing David Cameron?"

"Hell is nothing but a bunch of moms asking for help with their laptops."