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Joke of the Day

"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"

"What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !"

"[mailman delivering package to hospital] DOCTOR: ah, just what the doctor ordered MAILMAN: please stop saying that"

"I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the '10 items or less' checkout line."

"What do you call a black guy that you can't see at night? Incognegro."

"The problem with political jokes is that they get elected."

"I'm Anti-Choice. I think EVERY woman should have an abortion."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"

"Why did the hipster drown? He went ice Skating before it was cool"

"When people say 'oh, you're still single?' I like to reply with 'wow, you're still married?' I'm popular."