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Joke of the Day

"I rented a tuxedo then didn't need it. Do you know how hard it is to sublet a tuxedo?"

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? ....a fssshhh..."

"Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well I won't stand in your way."

"What does a fashionable dog do when it gets tired? Pants."

"People who are mad that we don't have hoverboards yet are VERY forgiving of the fact that we still have, like, racism."

"Even though she's not Native American, my Wife always sends smoke signals to let me know when dinner is ready."

"I once played golf with a Kiwi The RSPCA showed up the next day."

"I was about to tell you a bank joke But I lost all interest."

"Sexually and mentally confused white bear Bipolar bear"

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"