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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between reddit and resturant ? Restaurants have better servers."

"I made a graph of my past girlfriends. It has an ex axis and a why axis."

"Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play ""hard to get"" doesn't work when you're already ""hard to want""."

"- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."

"I was thinking of opening up a new business... For teenage abortions called: Little miss conceptions"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"

"Why does Peter Parker have a shower in his apartment? He can't get out of a bath."

"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"

"3yr old: [whispering] I have a secret ""What it is, sweetie?"" 3: [shouting] I POOPED! ""Do you know what a secret is?"" 3: [whispering] no."

"What do you call a black guy on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."