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Joke of the Day
"Some asshole stole my mood ring. I'm not really sure how I feel about it."
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"My new career path: 1. Learn soccer 2. Move to Ghana 3. Become the Jackie Robinson of Ghanaian soccer"
"My daughter just lost her first tooth! That'll teach her to talk back."
"Anal sex is like your first car.. You dont want it but your dad gives it to you anyway."
"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"What do you call an angry psychiatrist? Therapissed."
"What does Zeus wear under his tunic? Thunderwear!"
"What do you call it when a jaeger licks your butthole? Pacific Rim Job."
"Adding ""family"" to words sucks out all the fun: Vacation? Family vacation. Car? Family car. Movie? Family movie. Affair? Family affair."
"I was thinking of shaving my beard But it really grew on me."