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Joke of the Day
"To me, ""drink responsibly"" means don't spill it."
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"Did you hear about that man who used somebody else's legs? He could never stand up on his own two feet."
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"My little brother dropped this on me; What do Mexicans say when they're cold? BRRRRRRRRiba!"
"Mr. Rogers misled kids by making them believe that running into people you know is good."
"According to my wife's diary, I have boundary issues."
"Why do scuba-divers fall backwards off the boat? ...Because if they fell forwards they'd fall back into the boat."
"Did you hear about that look alike contest in china? Everybody won"
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"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."