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Joke of the Day
"What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee? A Mugging."
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"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?"
"Why did the composer go to the chiropractor? Because he had Bach problems"
"*sees happy person* Can u stop that"
"How do we know a blind man created mermaids? He smelled the bottom half of a woman.."
"""Does my uniform make me look fat?"" -Insecurity guard"
"What is the most dangerous color? Sharktreuse"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ? Bossy just fired me !"
"if jesus died for our sin... Who died for our cos and tan?"
"I remember the first time I ever masturbated... ... it was a seminal moment."