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Joke of the Day

"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."

"Guess who opened for Justin Bieber... The teenage girls."

"Her cup size will determine how long the hug will last!"

"Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets."

"Say no to drugs! Then again, if you're talking to drugs, you're probably already on drugs."

"What's the difference between a jew and pork ? Cooking time."

"Remember when I pissed off Apollo? Those were dark times."

"Should I include ""hard working and honest"" in my resume? Applying for a software engineer's role at Volkswagen."