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Joke of the Day

"I have a job as a gym instructor But it isn't working out."

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"

"Don't believe everything you think."

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"Had a 6"" sammich from subway today, and it totally didn't fill me up. I get it now ladies, and I'm so, so sorry."

"Whats the difference between a Priest and Acne? Acne will wait until you're a teenager to come on your face"

"I think my car must be Jewish It always needs to be gassed."

"I accidentally pooed my pants in an elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level."

"Nothing like an episode of ""I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"" to make you feel like a Harvard double major."