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Joke of the Day
"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody"
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"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""
"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? He wanted to wake up oily."
"Remember when Michael Jackson hung his baby off that balcony as a goof? He's dead now."
"There are plenty of fish in the sea... ...but until I catch one, I'm just stuck here holding my rod."
"""The house always wins,"" muttered Dorothy as she stared at the witch's crushed body."
"Wonderbra tried to defend there new bra today. But it didn't hold up in court."
"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"