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Joke of the Day
"What do you call assistants that help citrus fruit? Lemonade."
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"Everyone lies on their resume but I fear I may have gone overboard with 'immortal' and 'shoots lasers from eyes' and 'hardworking'."
"What is 2Chainz's favorite TV channel? TruTV"
"An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised ""Oh, out loud?"" right at the end."
"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."
"""I've an appointment with Dr Patel."" ""Dr Patel is off sick today so-"" [slowly backs away & whispers] ""U people can't even help yourselves."""
"People who are afraid of pedophiles need to grow up"
"How do we know that Jesus was made of bread? Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen."
"If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money"
"Funny how people get all angry when you break something of their's that they don't ever use. Like turn signals with a baseball bat."