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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard. I just got laid."

"What is a North Korean's favorite school subject? Kimistry"

"Told my kid not to touch the floor of the bathroom, so he licked the doorknob instead. The dumb is strong in this one."

"What did they call the Pillsbury Doughboy after he hurt his leg? Limp Biscuit"

"Ladies, are you having wine? Don't be shy. Let us know about it on all of your social media websites."

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? They don't. They just beat the room for being black."

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"

"In Photoshop, is there any way to make it look like I'm not dead inside?"

"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"