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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I wonder if the entire world is full of defensive, conceited douchebags who can't laugh at themselves... Then I read some Reddit comments and I'm almost certain of it."

"Did you hear about the Jewish man who loves tea? Hebrews regularly."

"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."

"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"

"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."

"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"

"[The Price is Right Wheel-O-Fate stops on the symbol] DREW: ooh that's 8 days in the hole CONTESTANT: what? [hole opens in the ground]"

"I want to be an astronaut when I grow up. What high hopes you have !"

"A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand ...and says, ""Make me one with everything."""

"Give me the best quality TV commercial I can get for $47! -Attorneys"