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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend said I should work on my foreplay. But now I'm at the range she won't stop phoning me."
"I'd have to say that my biggest downfall was about two flights of stairs."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"if one member of the motorcycle gang has to pee do they all stop or does he just have to catch back up?"
"M: Are you gonna eat that baby? Lady: What!!?! Go away you Sick-O' M: Sorry! I saw you putting it on Instagram & figured.. Never mind."
"As there aren't any female leprechauns, where do leprechauns come from ~ something to ponder every St Patrick's Day"
"I work out religiously... On christmas and Easter!"
"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."
"Where do Grape Nuts come from? Boy grapes."