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Joke of the Day
"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."
Next Joke
"what do you call a male suppository? A manpon"
"What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole? clickbait -_-"
"Unemployed goal day 37: slide across random car hoods action movie style. And then run like someone is chasing me."
"Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school? She wanted to be a nurse."
"A police officer called my attention He asked why I have red eyes.......Now we both have sore eyes"
"why should you never pick a fight with an Israeli baker? Because they know Jew dough"
"I don't want to criticize but whoever named them brownies wasn't trying very hard."
"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"
"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."