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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my slaves free"
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"What do you call a French sandal? Philippe Flop!"
"my idiot dog just ate a box of condom. i was gonna eat those buddy"
"Why are gay people always confused? It's because they are not thinking straight."
"I've been watching so much porn lately I spit on my hotdog before putting it the bun."
"Is snapping not cool anymore? Figures. I just mastered the Macarena last month too."
"Does an Eskimo ever think about drizzling their house with delicious flavored syrups and eating it?"
"Who is Samuel L Jackson's favorite historical figure? Oedipus"
"A ceiling fan wont cut a bagel in half, not even on top speed"
"I hope I'm never involved in a long trial, mostly because I only own one suit."