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Joke of the Day
"What instrument does Mother Earth play? The Qatar."
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"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"A boy walks into confession.... a short commotion later the lad limps back out"
"I don't know why a dingo would steal a baby when you can steal cool stuff like rollerblades."
"I just met a woman who told me she had ""trouble keeping weight on"" in times of stress. I ate her."
"What do you call a street full of cheap hookers and a McDonald's? Quarter Pound Town."
"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."
"What does a Jewish guy say when he's making eggs? I-fry-em"
"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."