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Joke of the Day
"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."
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"Instead of washing your hands after going to the toilet Just give your cock a good clean in the morning. Badly remembered Jimmy Carr joke."
"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."
"What's the difference between snow tires and black people? The snow tires still work when you take the chains off."
"Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!"
"What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi"
"Atheism just made less sense to me once I saw my neighbor Karen's tits."
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