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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."

"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."

"Me: For Christmas I want a girlfriend/boyfriend Santa: Let's be realistic lol"

"I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills."

"A spider jumped on my wife which made her stumble backwards and fall over her bag. Oh how I laughed! Tweet posted from the guest bedroom."

"Something on Valentines Day I just don't get... Laid."

"""A ghost took a dump all over the house!!!"" - Paranormal Activia"

"Have you heard of the American Philosophical Association? I'm not sure if it exists or not and neither are they."

"What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt"

"For some of us the internet should have probably been the best man at our wedding if we were being honest."