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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? They don't. They arrest it for being broke and they beat the room for being black."

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"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"
"Go fuck yourself. It only takes a few minutes and it feels really good."
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"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""