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Joke of the Day
"Too soon? Charlie Sheen's new show: ""2 and a half T-Cells"""
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"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."
"You shouldn't say mean things about the illiterate you should write them"
"Did ya hear about the guy who got his hand caught in the printing press? He's in all the papers. ...Ba-dum bum"
"What do you call an 83 year old black man? Dick Gregory"
"John: ""I'm a man of few words."" Bill: ""I'm married too."""
"I bet Patrick Swayze's ""Ghost"" ghost & Bruce Willis's ""6th Sense"" ghost make beautiful pottery together in movie heaven."
"The waitress asked if I was done with that, I said yes but I'm married to it."
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"
"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."