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Joke of the Day

"Rembrandt was unsurpassed in his ability to depict light and shadow in his works, until the camera came out. then he got insanely surpassed"

"A man who took an Airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case."

"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."

"I have a pen pal in North Korea I asked him what's it like there. ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"A man using Apple maps walks into a bar... Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."

"Donald Trump has been making headlines, ""Trump Taps Secretaries."" by grabbing Generals. He's come a long way from grabbing privates."

"When should you charge a battery? When you can't pay cash."

"what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos"

"Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins."