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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump has been making headlines, ""Trump Taps Secretaries."" by grabbing Generals. He's come a long way from grabbing privates."

"A redditor walks outside."

"I hate people who don't know the difference between ""your"" and ""you're"" There so stupid"

"Girls are too sensitive. She said she was having twins and I said, ""At least you'll finally have 2 kids by the same father."""

"Barack and George walked into the White House... Hillary Dodged."

"How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests? What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest"

"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."

"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""

"SPECIAL COLUMBUS DAY SALE: For $300 you can drive one of our vans into Canada and claim you discovered it."

"""more like president PAJAMA"" *obama jumps into pj's, congress full of 12 year olds is pleased*"