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Joke of the Day

"When should you charge a battery? When you can't pay cash."

"Despite whatever Gene Simmons says, Chuck Norris IS Doctor Love."

"Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course no one pays the least bit of attention."

"My overnight bag is just a backpack full of Sour Patch Kids."

"HOH HOH HOH It's a wet joke"

"What does it sound like to shoot yourself in the foot twice? Pao! Pao!"

"What does a red neck divorce and a burning meth lab have in common? Someone's losing a trailer. Edit: Because I fucked up."

"I'm never a more ineffective parent than when I accidentally make threats that rhyme."

"Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends."

"If a friend tells you a half-assed joke that's not worthy of an LMAO, give them a LOCO - laughing one cheek off"