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Joke of the Day

"*When I see someone else jaywalk* ""What an idiot."" *When I jaywalk* ""I am a trained professional. Do not attempt this yourself."""

"What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes waiting at a four way stop."

"A joke about construction... It's still needs work."

"What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? Going to hell."

"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."

"There was a documentary on TV about animal abuse. I felt lonely watching it by myself, so I made my dog watch it with me. Whether he wanted to or not."

"My wife is an archaeologist I met her at a dig site, we carbon dated for a while and the rest is history."

"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."

"What's Brown and Sticky A stick"