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Joke of the Day

"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."

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"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"
"What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the slutty door? Hodor."
"Knock Knock Kid: knock knock Dad: Who's there? Kid: Hatch Dad: Hatch who? Kid: Bless You."
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"Oldie but a goodie Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!"
"What do you do in a master bathroom? Masterbathe."
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