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Joke of the Day

"Seeing jelly in the peanut butter jar is gross, that's why it's important to lick the knife before you stick it in there."

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"Why was the comedian with bad-ended jokes unpopular? Because everytime he told a joke people fainted in the end."
"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""
"Real House Wines."
"What do you call a gay guy who blends in really well with his straight friends? homogeneous"
"Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!"
"If you're American before you go in the bathroom and American after you leave the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."
"""You can hide but you can't run,"" -- Mama tortoise giving the lowdown to her kids"