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Joke of the Day
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
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"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."
"Rental fleet car is like a prostitute, own car is like a wife Never marry a prostitute."
"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"
"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."
"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."
"What did the gamer say when he assassinated the Pope? 360 NO POPE!!!!"
"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"
"How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton? They both tried to run a country and died before finishing."