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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, ""Hi Jack!"" Still don't understand why I was detained."

"That dolphin tattoo on your ass was SO hot when you were 18, Now it looks like a used condom!"

"I have really bad hay fever Which means I have an uncontrollable desire to have sex with the straw man from the wizard of Oz"

"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."

"DUCT TAPE. Turning ""No! no! no!"" into ""Mmm, mmm, mmm."""

"The steak that I put in the Easy Bake Oven as a child is still not done"

"I watched two gay guys put up a tent today.... ...that was a camp sight."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"I like to call my favorite sex position WOW.... It's when I flip your MOM over!"

"A man walks into a bar. He bashed his head. What did you think would have happened?"