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Joke of the Day

"A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis........ Shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"How does a redheaded surgeon operate? Gingerly"

"What's Mary short for? She's got little legs, I guess."

"*Holds centipede up to your cheek as you're sleeping and whispers* Hey baby, the restraining order said a hundred feet..."

"""There is a man!"" Sarah doesn't dare to walk into the restroom. Jane sees that and asks ""Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?"". Sarah kept silent."

"Apparently the running team had a huge orgy Inter-racial relationships."

"You should really start thinking before you speak...and while you're at it, you should also think before you think."

"50 cent filed for bankruptcy he only had 50 cents"

"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."

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