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Joke of the Day

"I decided to see what it was like to live as a woman. So I sewed all the pockets of my jeans shut. EDIT: Corrected spelling."

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your genes!"

"What do you call a slutty duck that does drugs? A quack whore."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"

"One jihadist said to another, ""How many infidels do we kill?"" He answered, ""Allah them"""

"By the time they were my age my parents had two kids and a house, whereas I have joy."

"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"

"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"

"What do you call a place showcasing gay people in their natural environment? A queerium"

"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""