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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwomen? - Snowballs :)"

"Did you hear about the skywriter's autobiography? It was way over my head."

"Classic Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the dogs!"

"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"

"I get my exercise by running and jumping over the light beam before my garage door closes on me."

"I had a race with an Asian today... It was a Thai"

"What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car? Flatman and Ribbon"

"Looked at changing my name to Bieber so I could get RT'd. Realized I can't b/c I have a penis."

"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"

"Which reindeer have the shortest legs? The smallest ones."