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Joke of the Day
"I hate eating vegetables. The wheelchair doesn't go down easy."
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"Detective Baby: We got you dead to rights, dirtbag. *suspect puts face in hands* Detective Baby: HE'S ESCAPED"
"A WASP LANDED ON MY BARE FOOT AND NOW I KNOW HOW TO RIVERDANCE."
"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine."
"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"[1773] ""Your majesty, last night some angry colonists dumped our tea into the Boston Harbor"" *three English ladies faint* WTF THIS MEANS WAR"
"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"
"I bet you 5390.24$ you can't guess how much money I owe my parents."