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Joke of the Day
"Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!"
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"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."
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"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""
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"What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car? The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car? Uber!"
"How do you make a Jewish omelette First off all Borrow 6 eggs."
"Reporter: To what do you attribute your old age? Old Man: To the fact that I was born in 1890."
"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."
"How did the barber win the race? He knew a short cut."