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Joke of the Day

"I sustained a serious neck injury a few years ago... ...and I've never looked back."

"Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane? He usually flies twice as high."

"If you want to work with livestock, you better know your farm animals, kid! A kid is a baby goat.. That's the joke..."

"What did the gay guy say to his straight friend? I bet you kiss girls faggot."

"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""

"Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave."

"A band player accidentally broke his instrument. He got in a lot of treble. Edit:That pun didn't end on a good note."

"What does a hiker love to listen to? A trail mix!"

"I hate being bipolar... It's great!"

"What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long? Polaroids! I'm so bored..."