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Joke of the Day

"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"

"I used to pay out of pocket for Viagra... it was hard for a long time"

"What did the man with a 10inch dick have for breakfast? I didn't think you would know, but I had steak and eggs."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist."

"Roommates Roommate 1: ""You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"" Roommate 2: ""No, not at all!"" Roommate 1: ""Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"""

"What did the mathematician use to kill himself? An hypotenuse."

"Riding a big girl is like riding a moped... Its okay until someone sees you"

"Did you hear about the two Jamaican Turtles at the RNC? They were just looking for Michelle Bachman."

"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."

"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."