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Joke of the Day

"A fine piece of art is like a fine piece of ass, I don't understand either one but I want to take both home and mount them against the wall."

"Love is an extreme sympathy that leads to bed."

"Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet? He was looking for pooh."

"Tell me you love me. Then get in the kitchen, make me a sandwich and let me play my video games so I know it's real"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Staple a frog to his forehead"

"There's a new male porn star from India. His stage name is Deep Indar!"

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their biggest hit was the wall"

"Pal: on your date, don't let her think you get jealous on date Date: the steak please Me: So you know, I'm cool with you talking to that guy"

"Netflix is making a documentary on the upcoming presidential inauguration. They're calling it ""Orange is the New Black""."

"What did one nut say to the other nut? Between you and me, our neighbor is a dick."