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Joke of the Day
"My father used to say ""Take everything with a pinch of salt"" Nice man. Made terrible tea."
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"How do the Chinese name their children They drop silverware in the sink and listen to the sound it makes"
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"Why does Stevie Wonder smile? Because he's better than you."
"What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination? A log n truck."
"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"
"Boyf said I look really pretty when I'm concentrating...I realised its cos I'm quiet! Either way it's the last time I let him watch me poo"
"Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ? It was a cup draw !"
"Golfer: ""I'd move heaven and earth to be able to break 100 on this course."" Caddy: ""Try heaven. You've already moved most of the earth."""
"a mute tells a deaf person a joke"