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Joke of the Day
"""WHERE ARE ALL MY PITCHES AT!?!?!?!?"" -upset marketing executive"
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"What did the ship say to the sexy ice-berg? I'd hit that."
"tomorrow is national microphone day... check 12/12/12"
"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"
"*Tips fedora at a mosquito* ""M'laria'"
"Two women were sitting quietly."
"I want to hold you till the end of time, or until I have to pee."
"Friend of mine said ""What rhymes with orange"" I said ""No it doesn't"""
"What happens to the losers of the tv show The Biggest Loser? They're made to feel like the smallest person in the world."
"I'm not a jealous person but seriously, if you star her tweets one more time I'm going to squeeze the balls of this vodoo doll so hard..."