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Joke of the Day
"It's impossible for TWO dudes to ride ONE motorcycle without it looking romantic..."
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"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."
"There once was a lady from Madrass... There once was a lady from Madrass Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink as you may think But had long ears and ate grass. Credit: Playboy, circa 1970s"
"Came up with this lame one... What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances? Selfridges."
"Is it ironic that the definition of female... isn't broad?"
"I can tell a dude is gay by what kind of music he is playing when I walk in on him banging another dude."
"My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face. The daft b*stard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw."
"Walking around the kitchen like Pac-Man when you're hungry."
"How did the writer pop the question? He per-prosed"
"I wanted to start my own last minute grandma rental service... But the name InstaGram was already taken."