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Joke of the Day
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"
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"""I heard you have unlimited breadsticks?"" Sure do, table for 1? ""Quack!"" Wait a second *trench coat falls, family of ducks run away*"
"Why did the pedophile go to Walmart? He heard that boys pants were half off."
"Fun Prank: put a live turtle and a tiny pair of nunchucks in your toilet before your guests arrive"
"How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool? Flip it over"
"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""
"I got an idea for a 90's Mustard Commercial joke but I need some help, so let me ask properly. Pardon Me, but do you have any Grey Poop Puns?"
"A friend asks his friend to tell him a joke. Friend A - Hey dude, tell me a joke. Friend B - Pussy. Friend A - I don't get it? Friend B - I know you don't."
"If you give someone some Beethoven CDs for a gift and they don't like it, you can always take them Bach"
"[Bank robbery] *Other robbers jump into getaway van* ""DRIVE! DRIVE! DRIVE!"" ""Okie dokie."" * Starts to adjust mirrors*"