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Joke of the Day
"I asked my cellmate how long he's in for. He said, ""Until I ejaculate."""
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"Why did Moses spend 40 years romeing in the desert he dropped a quarter"
"If had a feminine side I would try and fcuk it."
"why are sex ed and drivers ed never on the same day in Iraq ? the camel would get overworked"
"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"
"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"
"A man walks into an Apple store... ..and lets out a huge fart. Within seconds, everyone in the entire store leaves. Why? -- Because there are no Windows"
"Just met Darth Vader's corrupt brother. Taxi Vader"
"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"