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Joke of the Day

"Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?"

"If you're looking for a good place to buy a Blackberry, I'd suggest 2006."

"You can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys by being fly."

"There was a depressed sausage... he thought his life was THE WURST."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"If the camera adds ten pounds.. Do African kids even exist?"

"I invited Alan over for dinner. ""Alan Jacobs? Or Alan who thinks he's Captain America?"" *a badly painted bin lid smashes through the window*"

"Me: Weaknesses? Oh, I'd say not relating well to other sentient beings. -I meant about the janitor job. Me: Oh ya, I don't know how to sweep"

"The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie."

"Once there was a guy reading r/jokes... He decided to click on a joke that was new and didnt have any points."