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Joke of the Day
"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
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"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then into a chair Then into a table"
"Why do tectonic plates wear diapers? Because they're in continents."
"[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]"
"If you don't like the news, go out and make some."