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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a shoe with no grip? A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)"

"I finally got around to reading that book on watches I got last year It's about time."

"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""

"An ion walked up to Lost and Found and reported that he had lost an electron. The clerk asked:are you sure? The ion replied :Yes, I am positive.VCN"

"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""

"Roses are red... Roses are red, downvotes are blue, speaking of downvotes, here's one for you!"

"Age 20: Gotta get ripped for Spring Break! Age 25: Exercise reduces stress! Age 35: My doctor says I'll die immediately if I don't do this"

"Children with gay fathers as parents, I seriously sympathize you all It's not easy growing up with twice the dad jokes."

"What did Sushi A say to Sushi B WASSABI"

"A hipster walks into a bar... and says ""This place sucks now, it used to be better before all the hipsters took over."""