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Joke of the Day

"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"

"A job interview. What's your worst quality? Honesty. Well, i don't think that honesty is a bad quality.. I don't give a fuck what you think."

"Successful Lawyers! Good lawyers know the laws and smart lawyers know the judges"

"Why didn't the skeleton go for the halloween party ? He had ""No body "" to go with."

"It must suck having aspirations of being a serial killer but getting caught on your first murder."

"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."

"What's the hardest part to eat when eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"Yo mama... Yo mama is so poor, she can't even pay attention"

"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."