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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell when your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start to pile up."

"She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen."

"You think you have your anger issues under control until someone starts telling an important story while they're chewing"

"I've had my heart broken before, but I got back up on that horse and said ""C'mon, can't we give us one more chance? Stomp once for yes."""

"Why do women love Satan? He's down to Earth."

"Why was the hula hoop a great boxer? It could go round for round."

"What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight? Ereptile Dysfunction."

"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."

"What's a Dragon Ball fan's favourite food? Vegeta-bles"

"Three strippers walk into a bar Mitzvah"