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Joke of the Day

"I know this guy who watches Fist of the North Star........ AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA! BUMBADUMBAAAAAAA (I'm really sorry)"

"I know exactly how President Obama feels. Every time my kids are forced to listen to me, they make angry Republican faces."

"""Full bath?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Double beds?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Pool?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Maid service?"" ""Yes sir"" ""WIFI?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Kids, I found a campsite!"""

"What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb? A boomerang"

"The Bible is basically the longest set of Terms & Conditions ever, which is why so many people agree with it without knowing why."

"LPT: Never trust anyone who says ""trust me"". Trust me on this."

"let me be very clear: i would rather attend a Pig's wedding than attempt to sift through the dumpster you people have made out of my dm box,"

"What can you hunt for in the wild as well as in your wallet A couple bucks"

"I saved a bunch on my car insurance by making the switch.. To reverse and driving away from the accident"

"My father died recently and I came into a bunch of money. I decided to buy a car and pay cash... and the man at the dealership asked me, ""Why are all these bills so sticky?!"""